100 Things About Stephen

<1. I was named after poet Stephen Vincent Benet
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I am becoming a pretty good cook
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I have a heart-shaped birthmark
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I am a veteran
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I got my driver's license at 28, the day before I bought my first car
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I have 2 younger sisters
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I have never seen my father
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I am a huge Calvin & Hobbes fan
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I hate amusement park rides
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I have many brothers and sisters on my father's side
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I have a 1/2 brother who's one day older than me
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I have purple rings around my pupils
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I know Morse Code
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I am addicted to cruise control
15. I used to publish a comic strip in a paper back home
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I was raised as an only child
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I've owned an Atari 2600, Sega's Genesis, Sega Saturn, Playstation, Dreamcast, Gameboy Advanced and XBox
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I am left handed
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As a child I was told that Santa Claus died in a plane crash on the way back to the North Pole
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I cannot beat my Grandmother in Chinese Checkers
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Due to a misunderstanding I once got a whuppin for no reason
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Most people mistakenly call me by my last name, Charles, after being introduced
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My favorite flavor ice cream is Coffee
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I got an autographed 8x10 from What's Happening Now's Dee
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I can't swim
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But I can juggle
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My most humiliating moment involved doing pushups, an irate female Army Drill Sargaent and army boxer shorts
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I don't wear boxers anymore
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I choked on a piece of candy as a child
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I'm not a dog person, based on many bad experiences
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I have 3 first names
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I have 7 letters in each one of my names
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I'm quite good at the game of Taboo
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I was born in St. Thomas
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My first PC was a Commodore 64
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The only time I ever went ice skating was in Hawaii
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I got frostbite in basic training at Ft. Dix, NJ
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I caught Chicken Pox at Ft. Devens, MA
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I lost my innocence at Ft. Bragg, NC
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I got my heart broken at FS. Kunia, HI
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I have a double minor in Math and Art
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Except for my signature, I write exclusively in print
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One of my inlaws appears briefly in "Super Fly"
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The original Scooby Doo opening scared the crap out of me at age 3 or 4
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I spelled my name as Steven through grade school because kids said I "Stepped on hens"
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In the first grade I hit Fitzroy in the head with a rock and ran home.
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I broke all my toys within days of receiving them
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I once told God I wouldn't believe in him until I got the Evel Knievel set that I wanted for Christmas
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I had to exchange an Evel Knievel Firefighting kit for 2 bags of marbles for Secret Santa
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I never got an Evel Knievel
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I have a ton of comic books back home
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I drink Lactaid
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I love the variety Cap'n Crunch offers
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My favorite book is The Tommyknockers
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One of my favorite foods is Sabrina R's pepperoni lasagna
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I hate admitting when I'm wrong, but I'm working at it
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My favorite alcoholic drink is The Buttery Nipple
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In college i worked at a supermarket, as a telemarketer and as a trailer loader/unloader for Roadway
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In college i was a yearbook artist and drew for the school newspaper
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In college i got a "D" in photography because I refused to write a story tying all the pictures I took together
61. I was in the Boy Scouts but got kicked out because I only came when they were giving stuff away
62. I collect wristwatches
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They omitted my photo from my high school yearbook
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Despite appearances, I am painfully shy and shun attention
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We eloped and the day after we got married JFK Jr's assumed death was all over the news
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My blood type is O+
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My birthday is October 22
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I wear a size 13 shoe
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I suck at sports
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I could kinda play the saxophone in the 8th grade
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In '93 I was websurfing when it was Telnet
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I'm not a big fan of Mexican Food
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Outback's wings w/ their chunky blue cheese are my comfort food
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I have equally huge crushes on Jill Scott and Sanna Lathan
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I wish I could get voice acting gigs in a cartoons
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I download mp3s
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Yet abhor bootleg movies and the people who have massive bootleg libraries
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I'm decent at billiards
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I make a mean chilli cheese dip
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I wish to learn how to be a skilled magician
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I wouldn't mind learning bartending
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I did poorly on my SATs but I'd like a do-over
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I made my grandmother quit smoking, mostly by being allergic to the smoke
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I learned the hardway not to play UNO w/ shots of JD
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i hate to repeat myself  
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no one close to me has died yet
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I'm really at peace when I'm mowing the lawn
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my favorite cartoon is The Proud Family
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I like to reverse engineer plots in movies and I usually get them right
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I like going to the movies at the first matinee by myself when there's the least amount of people in the theater
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I like to talk and point out who was in what at the movies but I don't like people talking to me
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My most serious crush was on Rosetta Bartlett
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I've installed dimmer switches and ceiling fans
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I think 90% of the people who shout in church are fakers
94. I've never shouted in church
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I believe there's life on other planets
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I'm a birdwatcher and I buy birdseed
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I am a tech-gadget fiend
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I procrastinate
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I wrote a short story called Lila and Sam's Son
100. I consider myself very funny, yet I don't recite jokes well at all